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Nicky Santoro: We're supposed to be robbin' this place, you dumb fuckin' Hebe.

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Nicky Santoro: That black book's a joke. It's only got two names in it for the whole country. And one of them's still Al Capone.

Nicky Santoro: Ace don't... listen, don't... don't make a scene, all right?
Ace Rothstein: I want to just talk. I want to talk to that Irish bitch.
Nicky Santoro: She didn't know who to turn to. She... she didn't know where to turn. She was tryin' to save your marriage.
Ace Rothstein: Yeah? Nicky, I want to talk to that fuckin' bitch.
Nicky Santoro: Hey, be fuckin' nice. Calm. Be nice. Don't fuck up in here,.

Ace Rothstein: In the casino, the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose. In the end, we get it all.

Nicky Santoro: And we know what you do, don't we Charlie? You fuck people out of money and get away with it.
Charlie Clark: You can't talk to me like that.
Nicky Santoro: Hey, you fat Irish prick! You put my fucking money to sleep. You go get my fucking money or I'll put your fucking brain to sleep.

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Most of the conversations between Robert De Niro and Joe Pesci in “Casino” were improvised. The studio’s lawyers were very nervous about “Casino,” so they changed the character names and never mentioned Chicago as the mob’s headquarters in the film. (They used “back home.”). In the movie Casino, Joe Pesci’s character is playing late-night blackjack while waiting for a marker. Over and over he is dealt face cards. This infuriates him. Throws the card back at the dealer and calls the card a stiff. Joseph Frank 'Joe' Pesci is a semi-retired American actor, comedian and musician, known for playing tough, volatile characters, in a variety of genres. He is best known for a trio of films in which he co-starred with Robert De Niro, directed by Martin Scorsese: Raging Bull, Goodfellas and Casino.

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Ginger: Take care Steve, take chances and drive fast.

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Nicky Santoro: I've been trying to reach you. You're tougher to get than the president.
Charlie Clark: Well, I've been busy.
Nicky Santoro: Yeah, the least you could do is return my phone calls, though.

Ace Rothstein: You fucking mo-mo, what's the matter with you?

Remo Gaggi: The little guy. He wouldn't be fucking the Jew's wife, would he?

Ace Rothstein: From now on, I want you to put an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
Ace Rothstein: ...An equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
Baker: Do you know how long that's going to take?
Ace Rothstein: I don't care how long it takes. Put an equal amount in each muffin.

Ace Rothstein: Now you need approval from him to go home?
Ginger: So what? So who fucking blew you in the parking lot before you came in, huh?
Ace Rothstein: You make me sick, you fuck. Once a fuckin' hooker, always a hooker.
Ginger: Oh, fuck you! Fuck you, Sam Rothstein! Fuck you.

Vinny Forlano: He won't talk. Stone is a good kid. Stand-up guy, just like his old man. That's the way I see it.
Vincent Borelli: I agree. He's solid. A fuckin' Marine.
Americo Capelli: He's okay. He always was. Remo, what do you think?
Remo Gaggi: Look... why take a chance? At least, that's the way I feel about it.

Ace Rothstein: Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. But out here, they're givin' me awards.

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Nicky Santoro: Fuckin' bosses. I mean, they're smokin' their Di Nobilis and they're eatin' trippa and fuckin' suffritt', you know, fried pigs guts? While, if I wanna talk private, I gotta go to a fuckin' bus stop.

Nicky Santoro: If a guy fucking tripped over a banana peel, they'd bring me in for it.

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Ace Rothstein: Back home, they would have put me in jail for what I'm doing. Here, they're giving me awards.

Nicky Santoro: What are you staring at you bald-headed Jew prick?

Nicky Santoro: Fuckin' Jews stick together, don't they?
Frank Marino: They're havin' a good time.
Nicky Santoro: Yeah? So are we.

Ace Rothstein: For Nicky, Las Vegas was the fucking wild west.

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  • “Froggy was my friend and I really loved him, and I took him everywhere with me, and I was riding on my bike one day and he jumped out of the box, and I ran him over with the back tire. I killed him. I was really heartbroken. Really, he was my best friend in the whole world; the only thing I ever loved.” - Leo Getz
  • “It should have been perfect. I mean he had me, Nicky Santoro, his best friend watching his ass. And he had Ginger, the woman he loved on his arm. But in the end, we fucked it all up. It should have been so sweet, too. But it turned out to be the last time that street guys like us were ever given anything that fuckin' valuable again.” - Nicky Santoro
  • “I never made it to the sixth grade, kid. And it doesn't look like you're gonna, either.” - Harry Lime
  • “- Nicky Cerone: What is that? Mozart?
    - Belinda Capuletti: Scales.
    - Nicky Cerone: Never heard of him.”
    - Nicky Cerone
    - Belinda Capuletti
  • “- Simon Wilder: The beauty of the Constitution is that it can always be changed. The beauty of the Constitution is that it makes no set law other than faith in the wisdom of ordinary people to govern themselves.
    - Prof. Pitkannan: Faith in the wisdom of the people is exactly what makes the Constitution incomplete and crude.
    - Simon Wilder:...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    - Simon Wilder
    Gore Vidal - Prof. Pitkannan
  • “- Steve: You can't just kill innocent people because they look like somebody else.
    - Tommy Spinelli: Let me tell you something, college boy, nobody is innocent.”

    - Steve
    - Tommy
  • “You might be demonstrating a failure to show appreciation.” - Russell Bufalino
  • “- Jeffrey Hawks: Holy Shit!
    - Simon Wilder: You think so? Looks like the regular garden variety to me.”
    - Jeffrey Hawks
    - Simon Wilder
  • “- William: You know what I could never figure out about the Mummy? The Mummy used to walk with one arm out and a leg draggin' behind him, but he was still always able get his victim. I'm thinkin' as a kid, I was pretty fast, I'd just, ya know, put some moves on the Mummy and the Mummy, he'd never get me.
    - Jimmy Alto: This is what you're...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    Christian Slater - William
    - Jimmy Alto
  • “- Jake La Motta: She says he's pretty.
    - Joey LaMotta: Yeah, well, you make him ugly.”
    Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
    - Joey
  • - Gus Green: It could be worse.
    - Joe Waters: Hey Gus, please don't say that. 'Cause it can't get any worse. I'm so sick of everytime we get in trouble or something goes bad, we think of, like, worse situations just so we can say 'This ain't so bad, it could be worse'. Gus, the truth is, it can't get any worse.
    Danny Glover - Gus Green
    - Joe Waters
  • “- Gilliam: You don't want me to leave you alone.
    - Louie Kritski: Trust me, I do.
    - Gilliam: No, Satan wants me to leave you alone.
    - Louie Kritski: We both want you to leave me alone.”

    - Gilliam
    - Louie Kritski
  • “- Louie Kritski: Why is that you have twenty-four different kinds of pork rinds and you only have one kind of peanut butter?
    - Cashier: Because we don't get too many fussy little white pricks in here.
    - Louie Kritski: Okay.”

    - Louie Kritski
  • “- Saleslady: May I help you?
    - Monty Capuletti: No, we're just browsing.
    - Saleslady: How long do you intend to browse?
    - Monty Capuletti: That lady over there, you didn't ask her how long she's going to browse.
    - Saleslady: You don't look like browsers.
    - Nicky Cerone: Yeah, what do browsers look like?
    - Monty Capuletti: Yeah, maybe I'm half...” (continue)
    (continue reading)
    - Saleslady
    Rodney Dangerfield - Monty Capuletti
    - Nicky Cerone
  • “- Leo Getz: This is the best part, okay? You make a tax deduction on interest payments you don't even make! Am I an innovator? Am I a genius?
    - Martin Riggs: You're a swindler!
    - Roger Murtaugh: Cheat!
    - Leo Getz: Everyone cheats a little bit... look at the Pentagon!”
    - Leo Getz
    Mel Gibson - Martin Riggs
    Danny Glover - Roger Murtaugh
  • “- Jake La Motta: I'm gonna ask you again: did you or did you not?
    - Joey LaMotta: I'm not gonna answer that. It's stupid. It's a sick question and you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm leaving, If Nora calls tell her I went home. I'm not staying in this nuthouse with you. You're a sick bastard, I feel sorry for...” (continue)
    (continue reading)Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
    - Joey
  • “Winners forget they're in a race, they just love to run.”
    - Simon Wilder
  • “Bugs and drugs. Bugs and drugs. Smooth operation, that's what I got. Smooth operation.”
    - Mr. Big
  • “- Louie Kritski: You want your electricity fixed? Move. Check into the fucking Plaza, just gimmie the rent Lady!
    - Eleanor: Look at my boy. How's he supposed to do his schoolwork at night? By candle light?
    - Louie Kritski: Lincoln did. Hey, maybe he'll grown up to be president, what the fuck do I know? Just gimmie the rent!”

    - Louie Kritski
    - Eleanor
  • “- Joseph Palmi: Let me ask you something... we Italians, we got our families, and we got the church; the Irish, they have the homeland, Jews their tradition; even the niggers, they got their music. What about your people, Mr. Wilson, what do you have?
    - Edward Wilson: The United States of America. The rest of you are just visiting.”

    - Joseph Palmi
    Matt Damon - Edward Wilson
  • “- Louie Kritski: Obviously it's unusually cold in the building today. Not necessarily due to a malfunction of our boiler.
    - Ron Nessim: That piece of shit it totally gone!
    - Louie Kritski: You can't prove that.
    - Leotha: Prove it? My parakeet is frozen solid. I could crack walnuts with him!”

    - Louie Kritski
    - Ron Nessim
    - Leotha
  • “- Jake La Motta: I heard some things.
    - Joey LaMotta: You heard about me and Salvy.
    - Jake La Motta: I heard things, Joey.
    - Joey LaMotta: Yeah you heard that I cracked Salvy all around. What did you hear?
    - Jake La Motta: I heard things, Joey. I heard things.
    - Joey LaMotta: What things you heard?
    - Jake La Motta: I heard some things.”

    Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
    - Joey
  • “Women are perfect, perfect joy and perfect ache. Joy when you first see them and get to know them, ache when you leave them.”
    - Simon Wilder
  • “- Jake La Motta: I knocked him down. I don't know what else I gotta do. I don't know what I gotta do...
    - Joey LaMotta: You won and they robbed ya! They're miserable because their mothers take it up the fuckin' ass! That's why.
    - Jake La Motta: I've done a lot of bad things, Joey. Maybe it's comin' back to me. Who knows? I'm a jinx maybe. Who...” (continue)
    (continue reading)Robert De Niro - Jake La Motta
    - Joey
  • “They freak you at the drive-thru, okay? They freak you at the drive-thru! They know you're gonna be miles away before you find out you got freaked! They know you're not gonna turn around and go back, they don't care. So who gets freaked? Old Leo Getz! Okay, sure! I don't give a freak! I'm not eating this tuna, okay?”
    - Leo Getz

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